Abortion… Those stem cells aren’t gonna harvest themselves

If you ask a raging, hairy hippie feminist about her views on abortion... you are an idiot. That’s not a can of worms you want to open.

"I didn't mean to put my hand into the wood chipper. It never occurred to me that it would hurt!"

Lucky for us the awesome power of the internet isn't available up trees. Unlucky that leg wax, razor blades and shampoo are also not available. The lack of personal hygiene really makes any potent message delivered in a naked protest laughable when their spokeswoman is "sunshine" the She-ape. I’m going to write it down as 'penis envy' that drives them to it.

 "But what if the child you aborted grew up to be the next daVinci or Beethoven?"



That was the question I was asked by a girl while in a heated debate on abortion. What’s more surprising is that she said it with a straight face.

 "That’s very true, that foetus could very well be the child that grows up to cure cancer"

<She smirks>

"But that child will have an equal chance of growing up to be the next Hitler or Stalin! Is that a chance you are willing to take?"

<Not so smug now>

"Would you sacrifice all the great things in the world if it meant nothing terrible would ever happen either?"

 "It’s the way the parents raise them which dictates their behaviour!"

<She says in a last ditch effort to try to save her ridicules argument>

"Not Really. I doubt Hitler came from a long line of evil people. His mother was probably the toast of the bingo hall. It's probably a product of environment and chemical balance."

 It is a ridicules argument if you think about it. Is it better to spend all your time campaigning to save a life that doesn't even exist yet and has never lived in the world, or to spend your time trying to help the people that already exist in far away lands starving to death and dieing all because simple medicines that would cure them cost too much?.

  Right now the mother has all the power over whether the child lives or dies. If the woman wants to have the child and the man doesn't then the child lives, forcing the man to pay for a child he never wanted.

If the woman doesn't want the child then it never comes into the world. Man has no say.

I'll bet my entire box of toe-nail clippings that Durex gets hundreds of lawsuits from men wanting them to pay child support because the condoms are not 100% effective.

So I demand a law is brought in stating that each person signs a sheet saying that they both want the baby. That way one cannot force the other to pay child support for a child they never wanted.

 That’s the sensible bit. Now for my crazy demands.

 If the mother doesn't want the child and the father does, he should he should be able to demand the mother carries the baby until it due. That means no binge drinking... It would be against the law. She would have to take care of it.

Only then will fathers be taken seriously.

Craftily pushing her down the stairs just won’t cut it in the 21st centaury.



Iron Fist