Permanent Markers-The Smell of Heaven!

 If there’s one thing that convinces this atheist that there might be a god it's the gift of Permanent Markers, or more to the point, the smell of Permanent marker fumes.

 To this point the B-team has yet to come across someone on their travel that doesn’t like the smell of a good fresh permanent marker on a fresh winter morning. We are also yet to find someone who doesn't like to spend the following hour after their marker pen fix, floating with the pixies and singing cumbya ma lord!! With a hippy acoustic and a shit load of flowers (damn my vivid imagination again).

 This has led me-"Raging Horse" to put forward my idea of a new bottled perfume of the stinky stuff for the Ladies out there that want constant attention. The stuff of legends, my new invention is to be called "Stickler for Staedler" and is set to take the world by storm despite being named after a crap German outfit of misfits-please forgive me Churchill if your up there!!! The product is set for release as soon as the B-team comes across a millionaire who likes to get high. If you know any that fancy a dabble give us a shout.



 The smell is really hard to describe-is it sweet? No-kind of a cutting edge sweet but sour smell I suppose (ill let you decide), blaa I give up.

 I have come to the conclusion and intend to promote the idea to other B-team members in the near future, that global domination is only a sniff away. Just think what the effect of this stuff would be if you accidentally(?!?!) let a waft of Stickler fly around a table of world leaders, I give it an hour of smelling the stuff until you come back and find an intense game of Top Trumps in full swing for Nuclear Warheads. Only Mr Bush who missed the initial polluting of the place managed to lose the entire American defence unit to a small sausage factory in Norway! Serves him right for betting the whole lot on a Robin reliant being faster than a Mini Cooper.

 As things stand the B-Teams raging Horse and Iron Fist are sipping Sangria on the coast contemplating their next move-my next invention "BIC BOMBS"

 CAN WE REALLY LOSE!!!!!!

Signing off

Raging Horse xx take it easy!!


Jump Jump JUMP MR BUSH, THAT IS A NICE SOFT LANDING AT THE BOTTEM OF THAT SKYSCRAPER, PROMISE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA