The lack of use of sniffer Badgers in the modern police force.

There are two questions that Raging horse would like to put forward to the modern police force. The first is why everyone who wants to join them has to go insane at their local tanning shop to make them look like a member of so called minority groups. The second revolves around, why after all these years have the police kept the use of dogs in the police force when badgers are a lot more cost effective and are generally doing nothing in their spare time at the time of writing.

 There look cooler, are camouflaged when crossing roads and a damn site more vicious, imagine the confusion when an escaped convict comes across a new police badger wearing the same colours to loll him into a false sense of security.

 They have bigger noses than dogs, so therefore they must be able to train them as better sniffer badgers, than sniffer dogs. They can easily work a night shift without falling asleep (ideal night watch guards).



They should after years of working in breweries be able to tell a drink driver without the use of complicated modern technology. This would further reduce the amount of resources used in a variety of police departments and as such the police could spend more wisely. Examples of areas which need further funding is, the need for more police sandwiches, white hats and uniforms to be politically correct for ethnic minority policemen and the lack of blackboards in the police briefing room.

 Judging by the points I have provided above I can not see why Badger and his trainer Bodger cannot be utilised in reducing crime on the streets on Britain.

 Raging Horse predicts that this will result in a world wise craze in police badgers and is therefore currently trying to train a dozen to stay awake in the day (this involves extensive training of kicking it when it falls asleep).

Thank you and Goodbye


Raging Horse xxx