The Magical Mystery of the Pot Noodle Soup (lack of it!!!!)

There are Hundreds of different things that could make the world a better place and one of those is if Golden Wonder would get off their arses and create what could be the next greatest invention since van Gogh created the light bulb. A soup that is identical to the stuff you’re left with at the end of a Pot Noodle. It sits there all thick and rich with it's glad rags on with those colourful herbs and spices, looking you in the eye with a come to Raging horse look on it's face (or is that just me). You can feel the lovely fat striking through your veins. This is what should be known as the eighth wonder of the world.

 Imagine instead of sending a thousand bottles of boring water and a shit load of rice and other stuff everyone over here uses to prop up their broken cupboards to Africa, what better than sending a ton of pot noodle soup mix and a dozen of battery powered kettles. Those kids would be fat in no time and a damn site happier with it. Africans saved by the wonderful wonder soup, yey for the Pot Noodle kids.



 I’m betting, id put my last clean pair of pants on it and my Ann Summers novelty life jacket that 90% of people over here eat the noodles simply in preparation for the great soup at the end. It's like an Olympic hurdler just doing the race for the shit loads of attention at the end, I mean who actually likes jumping over a shit load of fences when there not being chased.

 So come on Golden Wonder, "Raging Horse" is campaigning on behalf of everyone I know (and Africa), to give Heinz a headache and bring forth thee heavenly substance.

 I mean imagine the last supper if the big man has this stuff to dip his bread in, I reckon the white label wine he had would have tasted a damn site better!! That beard is simply made for catching falling soup and straining out unwanted noodles, further proof that religion is secretly calling for this invention to come forward- he thought of it first, it's come from the gods!! It's true it's in the recently recovered B-team Arabic bible!!

By the way I have suggested this as a way of spending children in needs money; I have yet to have a reply. But as things stand I have persuaded Golden Wonder to give a discount to the appeal in return for advertising for the company

 Below are genuine signatures for the save the Soup campaign:

Raging Horse………Raging Horse.....................  

Iron Fist.......Iron Fist.......................

Africa..........XXX................


Rock on!!!


Raging Horse xxx Bye till next time


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