There’s nothing worse than standing in a bar or club and suddenly realising that there’s a great wobbling tub of lard shaking to "It's Like that, That’s the way it is huuurr"! That big wobbling sack of Macdonald’s almost thinks she looks good in a tight top and a tight pair of trousers. You've got to feel sorry for that poor pair of jeans fighting the good fight, so that no one has to see what hell actually looks like before their times due. Anyway what’s even worse is that they also look round with a look on their face that’s similar to when an afghan see's a parcel falling from the sky, the look of a wild animal searching for its next victim, and the look of a psycho maniac with AN EATING DISORDER all rolled into one.
You can't resist shouting "ai up lardy av another cream cake" or just laughing in hysterics until she looks round and glares at you (personal experience-that Krazy House girl needs a whale harness), harpoon that whale you shout!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAhhhhhhh were losing the battle, the smell is overwhelming, your praying for a lynx van to crash straight head on into her, and then your prayers are answered. 2-o-clock comes and a thin bored headed guy karts her off as a last resort!!!!! Yey for desperate people!!!!!!!!!!
You could lose a hundred people in those Rolls!!!
Please Please Please Please, keep that thing on a lead at all time, those signs are put up in parks and beaches for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!
Raging Horse
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