I have a theory, Rugby originated from one fat man sitting on a football for, err a couple of days, then realising that all it was useful for was booting in the air!! Then the kids whose football it was ran after him cursing him with profanities a plenty, the fat man fell over on a white line, they all piled on and kicked the crap out of him, and yippee we have the new worst sport in the world today.
I just can't see the point of this one, and the situation was made worse when yet again the Americans copied it!! American Football-Rugby but with a big arse head Helmut cause they can’t take the pain!!
Yeah I once got invited to a Rugby match but unfortunately I also had the option of a severe kick in the testicles so I opted for the more entertaining of the two.
Yes all you Rugby fans, in between the endless amount of shouting for some random guy to kick the ball over a giant "H" maybe you could explain the actual point, I think it's be much more interesting if the two teams got pissed and entertained us by kicking the living crap out of each other off the field.
Although, if it weren’t for Rugby dentists would be a lot poorer and surgeons everywhere would only be able to afford one Ferrari instead of two, so there's a few fans!
Oh well I’m off to find some England Rugby Shirts cause yet again the B-team are low on Toilet Paper, and the daily newspaper is much too precious!
Raging Horse
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