Ok, I'll be the first to admit it. There is no Iron Fist guide to seduction. I got you all here under false pretences. Below is a small guide to all the different and equally successful pulling techniques I have tried over the years.
Unless you have the natural charisma of Richard Branson or are hung like a barnacle (proportionally), then I am sure you will recognise a few of these...
Until you finally work up the courage... Then...
Bail out, Bail out. The mission's a bogey... last ditch attempt!
But wouldn't it all be better if...
But that's not what really happens... In Reality...
Then comes about 20 more beers until...
Thank god I quit dating...
Iron Fist
Bail out, Bail out. The mission's a bogey... last ditch attempt!
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