Not only do they continue to put diesel in your brand new 2.0 liter v6, they have improve the look of the poor beast by hanging two big luminous dice off the wing mirror. Therefore converting what was a black panther into a small Siamese cat. The equivalent of cutting it's testicles off then covering the wound with a brightly coloured flower and a bunch of grapes.
Seriously women drivers are (and 90% will back me up on this providing the wife isn’t holding a bread knife within reasonable distance) the only species that can manage to remind you three times in five minutes that someone’s crossing the road in the next two miles and then use trees and houses as vivid simple guidelines of where the roads laid out when they take to the wheel. Why else do most women refuse to drive when it gets dark or when snow falls?
Please tell me if I’m mistaken on this one but I’m currently campaigning for the introduction of concords return to do small flights around city centers. Now you may ask why? The answer is simple- ANYONE THATS SEEN AN OLD WOMEN TRYING TO PARRALLEL PARK A FORD MONDEO WOULD REALISE IT WOULD ACTUALLY SAVE TIME AND SPACE!
No but really their not bad are they? I mean how much damage can you really do when you can’t find a higher gear than first, stay below 20 miles an hour on duel carriageways and drive in a car the size of a midget ant brigade on a day out at a flea circus.
The stats tell us that their involved in less accidents and this is shown by the way us males regularly get fucked all the over the place by the wheeler dealers known as car insurance brokers. The truth and feel free all the guys out there who agree with me on this one, is that while their going 20 miles an hour down the M6 there are another fifty males with places to be, frantically trying to avoid her, a lost tractor, a caravan and a horse carrier. Now Who Causes the accidents again people???????????
If you can figure it out let me know!!!!!!!
RAGING HORSE
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