An Alternative Education…

 In an attempt to gauge the response of the emergency services, as well as good ol' human spirit, B-Team boffins assigned the B-Team a very important mission. The best place to test both of these responses at once would be to run in to a high school and shout profanities until we were:

1) Asked To Leave

2) Forced to Leave

3) Police called to physically remove us



 

To prepare for this task, The B-Team would have to study profanities intensively. Ones which are known to corrupt youth and insult parents. Raging horse shut himself in a dark room and listened to 3 Eminem albums back to back at the same time as using instant messenger without supervision, while Iron Fist watched TV between 9 and 10 O'clock (Just passed the watershed) whilst reading the daily sport.

 At random, a High school in Liverpool was chosen for this experiment.

 Experiment 1:

After running into the playground, Raging Horse unleashed a barrage of insults that would make the pope Cry, while Iron Fist made rude noises using only his armpit. This did not have the effect the B-Team hoped for. Instead of offending the teenagers, The B-Team were met with a wall of profanities the likes of which have never been heard. It seems these teens are well versed in swearing. If the B-Team is to succeed, new profanities will need to be created.

 Experiment 2:

Running into the playground 3 days later, a re-educated B-Team shouted torrents of abuse in 2 different directions. These new insults the B-team boffins had created covered the whole spectrum of sexual deviancy as well as bizarre locations and ridiculous scenarios. This had to work...

Unfortunately, the spotty teens continually asked what words meant, then used their new knowledge to swear back.

 Experiment 3:

After admitting failure, the B-Team went back to the school to apologise to the Teens. They were warmly met, and generally accepted until Iron Fist happened to mention they use of some kind of birth control product to prevent teenage pregnancy.

The B-Team narrowly escaped with their lives after being chased out of the school.

The mission has since been scrapped, in favour of finding out if making silly faces really can improve your bust.