Friday 6 September 2013

B-team test the limits of human patience

 B-Team scientists have been working in shifts to obtain these results. First of all iron fist and raging horse were issued with rubber dart firing guns from the pound shop, and told explicitly not to fire them at the new lodger who is staying for the month.



Week 1: The new lodger took being constantly hit with darts at any time of the day, in any part of the house as a joke. It was clear that he was beginning to get annoyed with The B-Team's exploits, but did his best to ignore them as he thought the novelty would wear off

 Week 2: The lodger started the week by sitting the B-Team down for an in-house conference to state that he felt uncomfortable being hit by the rubber darts and asked for them to stop. The lodger finished the week by threatening the B-Team with extreme physical violence. Scientists are still researching into what half of the profanities used actually mean.

 Week 3: The lodger is beginning to show signs of cracking. He sits in his room all day with rubber darts bouncing off him, plotting and scheming on how to get his own back on the B-Team. Later that week he played a practical joke of his own by gluing raging Horses shoes to the floor. Raging horse since discovered that linoleum is a cheap way of increasing the lifespan of the soles of his shoes.

 Week 4: The lodger has completely cracked. He has taken to hanging from the ceiling and eating the darts whenever they are fired at him. Unaware of his intentions, Iron Fist and raging horse have also started eating the darts so as not to feel left out.

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