Badger Dancing

Hooray for the B-team! We have just won the most outstanding, highly skilled and sought-after award. The award is accredited by the top boffins at BBC. This week iron fist had been crowned the new champion of the Dancing on Ice series for his rendition of the waltz on ICE, appropriately names by the legend himself as "MAN CHASING BADGER" due to the incredible circumstances in which Iron Fist entered the competition.



 A well known celebrity pulled out at the last minute with a replacement being ordered, coincidently while Iron fist was deep in thought on how to Catch a Badger escaping with a weeks supply of Buckfast and a Litre of Cider from the B-Team Fridge. Upon running for a solid hour after the little fella, who was happily zig zagging more and more as time went on, they stumbled on to the ice in front of a cheering BBC crowd.

Upon realising that there was absolutely no chance of equalling our four legged friends balance on the Ice, iron fist continued to swing his arms around, shouting profanities while swinging round in circles clutching a large novelty banana (strangely the nearest thing to hand to rap a severely anti social badger in B-Team headquarters) and doing a neat rendition of the Hokey Cokey! The crowd cheered the judges clapped and HalouKASAM Iron fist crowned the legend of the ICE.

 One judge stated that this was the most impressive performance since "Torvil and Dean turned up with a bobsley and performed the Highland fling" another reporter from the daily star simply said "Lucy and Michelle in skiing drama".

 We latter retrieved our highly inebriated sniffer badger from the girls locker room where he had been disguising himself as a towel for the last two hours. The tricky little fella!! Needless to say we let him off lightly and congratulated him on his triumph.