OH NOOOOOO Bteamers it appears that the Bteam are being raided, apparently someone who remains unknown for legal reasons (whos German and involved in the production of novelty satisfiers for desperate women) has tipped the authorities off that we have employed endangered animals as common slaves.
The Bteam strongly denied this stating "we do not employ the polish at any of our establishments" but apparently it was not young stalinkov that they were interested in. We let young stalinkov come out of hiding and get back to making cheese toasties for lunch.
Apparently Cedric is an endangered form of spear chucker Badger, now we know why Cedric was prepared to bet a months wages on the Bteam in house darts competition- the cheeky young scamp.
After intense bargaining the Bteam agreed that for the cost of fifteen doughnuts and the release of Cedric during the safari parks prime times, the bteam could get away scot free.
B-team have now upped the prices of the save Cedric t-shirts from their last campaign and attempted to sell them to Greenpeace under the guise of supporting the protection of endangered animals. Unfortunaly a private bteam conversation was overheard that sparked outrage within the camp, Raging horse was heard proclaiming that were "making a killing" in regards to the t-shirt sales which flared the tempers of many animal rights campaigners.
The Bteam have now gone into hiding wearing the new camouflaged seal suits with puppy dog slippers.
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