Guerilla Warfare

This week B-team boffins have been reading up furiously on the art of Guerilla warfare. Unfortunately in the translation, somewhere along the lines communication lapsed slightly, resulting in Iron fist and Raging Horse spending their days training three mountain Monkeys to aim Machine Guns at cardboard life-size pictures of fallen leaders.

So far the art of guerilla warfare has proved largely frustrating and unsuccessful. The trainees have so far managed to give Adolph a nasty injury in the left foot, and our second monkey trainee B-teamer has given young Stalin an unwanted lopsided handlebar moustache.

The B Teamers are working tirelessly to train the Monkey friends up for killer warfare with our German counterparts. In the meantime B-teamers have found them to be invaluable when making cups of tea and providing free defunct ITV digital boxes.

 Iron Fist was last known to be chasing our friends out of the B-team H/Q following the destruction of fifty novelty Bananas and smoking the best part of fifteen antique Cuban cigars.

 The whereabouts of Raging Horse are unknown at present, but rumors have it that going to a fancy dress party as an ape can be an uncomfortable experience, especially with 3 monkeys with Cuban cigars in tow.

 So far new Bteamers Englebert, Walter and Harry have made a significant difference to the B-Team ranks. Rumour has it a severely startled badger and an angry guerilla had combined to create a demon Badgilla!! The result is an insanely hairy badger who can stand on his own two feet and box with the best of them- also have you ever seen a badger drinking cups of PG tips- cause we have!!!!

 The resulting videos will soon be released by You’ve been framed and the 200 pound winnings will be wisely invested in Cedric Does LA Tee-Shirts due to Cedric's recent Hollywood success as a body double for Danny Devito.

We will update you with any further training events shortly.

Raging Horse