B-Team members set out with an experiment on fifty brands of creosote, to enable B-Team members to test their concentration levels and endurance. B-Team member Iron Fist failed on the grounds that drinking twenty of them does not follow the rules of the test. Raging Horse made incredible progress up until five minutes into the test when judges found raging horse to have painted on fake eyes to look as if he were awake. His downfall came when judges realised that his normal blue eye colour had strangely changed to a nice shade of creosote. Both members were sent to the B-Team research centre to determine the damage caused to themselves from the experiment.
Raging Horse has since lost his sense of smell and Iron Fist unfortunately has a constant taste for super strength curry caused by the lining of creosote in his stomach. Both have been suspended for three days in the wake of the results.
It later emerged that B-Team members Iron fist and Raging Horse had spent the next three hours pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, B-Team Scientists believe this to be the short-term result of the toxicity levels of the consumed substance!
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