Due to the B-Teams lack of resources our local takeaways have become increasingly important in the daily quest for global supremacy. We therefore consider it of high importance to depict which ones are likely to buckle in times of crisis. Due to the police authorities being a bit on the cautious side regarding people strapped up with 10 tons of high explosive, we decided to cut the task down to simply running around aimlessly shouting profanities and BOMB, while waving our hands around like a demented Mexican practicing his wave.
The test proved interesting with most of the takeaways offering us money and free kebabs. There was however one takeaway that we visited that was run by individuals that looked and acted like men of steel. One guy with a hook hand was frying bacon over an open grill at the same time as telling us in a number of different languages, what a good job we were doing and providing the b-team with a brand new set of maps.
He was so helpful; he even marked the different tube routes and bus schedules-what a nice fellow. Anyway only one takeaway stayed put and that was that one, it is now the b-teams common choice of eatery. Another valuable addition by the b-team boffins at intelligence head quarters.
Well done chaps, the nice fellow at the takeaway even helped and said he could put a few more members our way in the future! Another job well done if you ask me!
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