Lasagna: life saving qualities?

 In this magnificent piece of research by B-Team Scientists we discover that the B-Teams love for Lasagna could actually inadvertently save their lives in the future. We have calculated that after eating 450 family size portions of Asda value lasagna B-team members iron Fist and Raging Horse would be free from starvation for a period of three whole days. Also later in the test we discovered that B-Team members we're no-longer able to fit into a walk in fridge/freezer and therefore there is no-longer a chance of accidental imprisonment.
This dramatically reduces the risk of injury in such circumstances.  Scientists also have calculated that when the B-Team canteen provides lasagna for the daily meal, there tends to be a dramatic reduction in attempted suicide within the ranks and far more B-Team members find their way home without the need to stop in a local pub for directions.

 We put this to the test; unfortunately there are no cast iron details of the results of this test as no actual maximum quantity of lasagna for each member has been determined. The test is still ongoing until we finally reach a time when Iron Fists stomach reaches a maximum intake. The B-Team labs are currently attempting to create a revolutionary Lasagna dispenser as the results of these tests gradually come to light. We will keep you posted on future developments!