Mission: Escape Some Angry Aussies

 Mission Status: Completed
 Mission Detailed:-

 When we last caught up with the B-Team, they were rich beyond their wildest dreams after providing the means for Australia to secretly import Lager, and save face with the international community by not revealing the fact that they don’t produce Australian Lager.

 So what have the B-Team been doing with their fabulous riches since then? Well the lager shortage been averted and Sher Lindler has become the most successful business man ever, turning all of Germany into a large factory for producing the "Rubber Goliath - Australia Edition"


However, things started to go wrong for our now wealthy heroes when the U.N. decided to intervene, after seeing just how many sexual pleasure devices were being imported into Australia. They decided to act swiftly by airdropping massive supplies of Viagra and sexual education videos into Australia as the men were obviously not doing their job...

 Not impressed with how their men's reputation was being smeared with the international community, the government decided to get rid of the people who started this problem. Which is unfortunately The B-Team. Using most of their vast wealth they managed to escape to Iraq by making a zeppelin made out of an 100ft sex doll they were saving for their next bachelor party, and their two old lawnmowers to power it.

 Once in Iraq, the B-Team quickly got tired of dodging bibles airdropped from American planes onto the Infidels, so they decided to try to infiltrate the American base to get them to stop (Or at least change the order from bibles to Playboy)

By adopting a casual American accent, the B-Team easily passed the crack squad of security guards and were able to walk around the camp freely. Deciding this was too good an opportunity to miss, the B-Team decided to test the legendary intelligence of the American Military by replacing all their current bombing targets with a map of France to see if they'd notice.

 After extensive bombing of France the b-team decided to hitch a ride to Germany to see their old friend Sher Lindler before the Americans realised their mistake. This was easily achieved by drawing medals and stripes onto their t-shirts and persuading the Americans that they were both generals in need of a lift.

The B-Team are currently thought to be somewhere in old Germany, or Dildoland as it is now known, with only a million copies of playboy and 100litres of fosters to pass the time!! Rumours have it that one B-Team member has gone blind since this report - damn Fosters!!