Mission Detailed:-
Iron Fist and Raging Horse Run to the hills and possibly for their lives after escaping from AlcoZops prison off the remote island of fan shanshisko. Three unused tunnels were later found by prison warder Hans HerShalke rumoured to be named Dick, Dom and Dec that led to the camp food stores, the local Brothel and the Clap Clinic.
Raging Horse and Iron Fist made a daring escape using two bean bags through the main entrance. Guards were said to be distracted by a Small Chinese midget dressed in a dinner jacket, said to be under the influence of shaken spirits. He is currently under suspicion for assaulting the legs of many attractive female officers.
They then proceeded to Load up three mini’s with 400 cans of Corn Beef, reinforcing the car structure with two high quality bean bags. Due to weight restrictions all the keys to open the corn beef had to be discarded.
Police officers believe that the two felons are likely to be in sanctuary of a local Jewish settlement, earning their keep producing rubber dildos for German manufacturer Sher Lindeler.
Rumour has it that the escapees have since earned enough money from their side careers as Male Strippers, alter ego’s Raunchy Fireman Pat and The Adonis Postman Sam and have since invested their fortunes in a new restaurant specialising in rare gold fish. The restaurants named “something fishy” has since been investigated by trade description officers who suspect that the pair have been using corn beef and fish skins to fool customers.
The whereabouts of the B-Team are still unknown.
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