B-Team boffins hatched the plan that to provide zebra crossings to all the local schools and danger zones a lot of zebras were required. Trips to Africa and the disguises needed to enter the country following the effort to cure the hungry fellows with pot noodle soup, were provided.
The trip to Africa went swimmingly, literally after raging horse decided the pilot should go lower in order to see the sights on the way there. Three parachutes from a burning plane later and the B-Team were swimming for their lives.
Once in Africa the B-Team were amazed to find that the main sport of javelin throwing was causing them incredible problems when trying to round up one tribes zebras! these groups should really train harder, they could have someone's eye out!!!!!
Only 2 zebras were rounded up and our trip was incredibly unsuccessful, drifting on a raft to England covered in zebra dung is not the B-Team's idea of a good summer holiday! Except for Chris the "Fixer" who whiled hours away making ornaments out of the stuff! that guy is surprisingly artistic and not autistic as first feared!
The B-Team can now be found frantically rounding horses up from the local racecourse.
If you have an artistic streak in you and you feel you are able to spray paint large struggling objects while on horseback, please apply within as the B-Team would love to hear from you!!
Rumour has it that there have been several sightings on major roads around the area of Chester and Manchester.
DAILY MIRROR: "Local students save the day following a freak African Zebra Crossing, M6 Cornered off following recent events"
ITS ALL In Black and White as they say!!!!
B-Team members were recently seen fleeing the scene riding what looked to be a new form of badger horse.
Watch this space!!!!!
Raging Horse
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